{"id":9122,"date":"2022-05-17T03:53:34","date_gmt":"2022-05-17T03:53:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.karst.org\/?p=9122"},"modified":"2023-05-07T20:05:03","modified_gmt":"2023-05-07T20:05:03","slug":"a-crappy-fundraiser-guano-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.karst.org\/index.php\/2022\/05\/17\/a-crappy-fundraiser-guano-happens\/","title":{"rendered":"A Crappy Fundraiser: Guano Happens!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The MAKC board of directors just approved an extremely crappy project that involves our Team Sarah! We have a temporary reservation for a used porta-john that would become permanently ours. It needs a little work. We are hoping to have it hauled to the MAKC headquarters this week for a quick repair job to the base (we hope it will be quick). We already have a volunteer to haul it to Clarion County when it is fixed up.<\/p>\n<p>Now comes the crappy part. We need to raise the money to make it happen.<\/p>\n<p>Thus we are holding a &#8220;name the porta-john&#8221; contest.<\/p>\n<p>We already have one nominee and $33 toward that name.<\/p>\n<p>Your 15 nominations are below.<\/p>\n<p>Every vote will count, literally, as each vote is $1 toward this crappy project.<\/p>\n<p>Voting will conclude at midnight this Friday, May 21. 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